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Apr 24
2008
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When you're home from work or school, sick with something icky, sometimes there is nothing you can do but sit on the couch and veg out. Typically, this means watching movies and TV... but not just any flick 'll do. There are certain criteria that must be strictly adhered to... and we're here to help.
First, the movie and/or TV show must be entertaining without having too much eye candy (just in case motion sickness will do you in), and it can't be too intellectual, either - because your head will be clogged with too much nastiness to think too hard. Nothing involving gore or food (or gory food, for that matter) will do either, because if you're home with, say, the flu - you just might upchuck at the sight of it. Chick flicks seem to work well for this purpose - although some classics will do, as well. Essentially, you're looking for those DVDs that are the Hollywood equivalent of chicken soup: soothing for the soul, but not unsettling to the tummy.
And so, without further ado, here is our list of:
The Top 10 DVDs to Watch When You're Sick
#10
Frasier: The Tenth Season starring Kelsey Grammar and David Hyde Pierce. Sometimes, all you need is a good laugh - and this is arguably one of the seasoned sitcom's best. If you're not in the mood for the entire season, pop in Disc 2 and see "Door Jam," which features the Crane brothers at their absolute best (and most pompous!). Then toss in Disc 3 and watch "Fraternal Schwinns," where, as grown men, they learn to ride bikes.

#9
Enchanted starring Amy Adams and Patrick Dempsey. Really, any Disney or Pixar movie could be substituted here, although this latest of Disney films covers all bases: cuteness, charm, and laughs.
#8
Duets starring Gwenyth Paltrow and Paul Giamatti. Alright, so I may be one of the only people on the planet who loved this movie - but that's precisely what makes it such a great film for a sick day. (I mean, come on: a movie about karaoke competitions? What can be more fun?) Huey Lewis may not be able to act much, but he sure can sing - and Paul Giamatti, Gwenyth Paltrow, and Maria Bello make valiant efforts up on stage. Perfect for singing along with - and then napping through.
#7
Star Trek Voyager: Seasons Three and Four starring Kate Mulgrew. Ah, yes... Sometimes there's nothing better than good old fashioned campiness. Season Three is when the show really gets its legs; if you're in it for the sexy eye candy, though, skip to Season Four when Jeri Ryan makes her appearance as sexy Borg Seven of Nine.
#6
You've Got Mail starring Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks. I'm particularly fond of this ultimate chick flick - not just for its headliners, but for its heart. It's a feel-good movie that is simply perfect for cuddling up with and enjoying under a blanket - and with a cup of hot tea.
#5
Dirty Dancing starring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey. Oh yeah, baby, the ultimate of '80s movies. Dancing, sex, comedy, drama... this "Baby's" got it all. And since you've seen it so many times already, it's easy to have on in the background while you're zoning out on sinus medication.
#4
Dan In Real Life starring Steve Carell and Juliette Binoche. The ultimate family feel-good flick, the heart and comedic warmth from Dan In Real Life is bound to make you feel a bit better... and maybe even crave a few pancakes.
#3
Veronica Mars: The First Season starring the absolutely adorable Kristen Bell. Mystery, smarts, fun. It's the ultimate of Nancy Drew-ish crime soaps, with a bit of Buffy-styled attitude thrown in for good measure. Pop in Disc 1 and I dare you not to fly through at least a half dozen episodes before the day is done.
#2
Legally Blonde starring Reese Witherspoon. Who'd of thought that a movie about blonde bimbos could be so inspiring? Witherspoon's portrayal of sorority girl Elle Woods is absolutely classic and well worthy of position #2 on our list.
#1
Ferris Bueller's Day Off starring Matthew Broderick. "Bueller... Bueller..." Yep, this choice was obvious - but that doesn't make it any less apropos. This is, after all, the representative film for skipping out on school; why not make it your very own anthem for sick days, too?

There Will Be Blood - screenwriter/director Paul Thomas Anderson's Oscar-winning film about the 1920s oil industry - is not a film to be taken lightly. The characters are insane, their motivations dark. This is not a movie with a light at the end of any hypothetical tunnel; instead, it is a brutal portrayal of the cutthroat oil industry - and, as the story showcases a battle between oil men and church figureheads, without any clear lines of good and evil - it lends a moderately interesting, very creepy take on organized religion as well.
When the trailer for producer J.J. Abrams's latest action-mystery spectacle first hit theaters in July 2007 (attached to the blockbuster Transformers), it quickly became one of the most talked about trailers in recent movie history. It was mysterious, scary, and - most of all - hush-hush, as Abrams and others behind the film, including director Matt Reeves, were keeping the details of this much-anticipated film on the down-low. The Internet became abuzz, wondering what this new movie - known only as Cloverfield - was about. Speculation ran high... as did expectations, as audiences eagerly awaited its January 2008 theatrical release.
Much hype has surrounded the big screen version of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Golden Globe and Oscar wins and nods aside, for uber-fans of Tim Burton/Johnny Depp match-ups, this one is a doozy - and marks a quite remarkable adaptation of the classic Broadway musical. For the rest of us, however, Sweeney Todd is a bit like being on the outside of an inside joke: you simply won't get it.
Enchanted is the latest in a long line of Disney princess movies based on the same tired premise: girl wishes for boy, girl meets boy, girl gets boy... and lives happily ever after. This time, however, the "twist" is that the cartoon characters come to life - and even showcase a smidgeon of feminist backbone - in this delightful (yet, be clear: still very Disney) film.
Every over the top comedian has their one gem - the one where audiences can once and for all sit up and take notice of their actual acting ability. For Adam Sandler it was Punch-Drunk Love; for Jim Carrey it was Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; for Will Ferrell it was Stranger Than Fiction. Dan In Real Life is most definitely that role for Steve Carell. In it, he proves what most fans of his comedy already suspected: that he is capable of comedy, drama, and a lot of heart (even all three at once). Who'd have thought that Carell could play a romantic lead with finesse? But, oh, he can.
I just now finished watching Atonement and feel the need to immediately sit down and write a review - because if I don't get my thoughts out now, then I may never be able to. Atonement is one of those movies that is forgettable - and I'm getting the sense that in the morning, I won't remember that I even saw it at all.
It isn't often that a movie is so bad that it makes me want to turn it off after just a few minutes of viewing. The unfortunate part for me, however (and, if you think about it, the good news for you) is that I have to keep on watching, regardless; that's my job.
Gone Baby Gone, the screen adaptation of the book by the same name by Dennis Lehane (author of Mystic River), marks the directorial debut of Hollywood sweetheart Ben Affleck. Starring Casey Affleck, Michelle Monaghan, Amy Ryan, Morgan Freeman, and Ed Harris, this film is about much more than big names and Hollywood influence. It's about Affleck making his mark as a serious Hollywood player - by giving audiences what they really want: true, real entertainment.